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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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My sister has a bearded dragon and they typically eat crickets, but they’ll eat mice occasionally as well. She bought this mouse a week ago and the first day, the bearded dragon put the mouse in his mouth and the mouse squeaked so he spit it out… and he’s never tried to eat it again! Now they’re friends and the mouse sleeps on his back and head and even moved some wood chips over to where the bearded dragon sleeps so he would have a bed too! It’s so cute. 
by fukamatsu
fmptard: this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
dogpuncher: literally nothing describes my general attitude toward everything better than this picture

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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pepsie: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED
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